1 00:00:00,481 --> 00:00:03,680 sync by dny238 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,681 --> 00:00:04,916 (Crows caw) 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:07,774 (Frankie) Out here in the middle, 4 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,654 we have a proud history of lending a helping hand, 5 00:00:09,655 --> 00:00:12,752 chipping in and doing what we can for the common good... 6 00:00:12,753 --> 00:00:15,681 We who don't have three kids and a job, that is. 7 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,745 (Telephone ringing) That's why at our house, 8 00:00:17,746 --> 00:00:21,190 we have what I like to call my sucker list, 9 00:00:21,191 --> 00:00:23,157 'cause only a sucker would answer a call 10 00:00:23,158 --> 00:00:24,659 from any of these people, 11 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,959 Jessica Kirkwood, auction chairwoman? 12 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,163 Let it ring. (Ring) 13 00:00:29,164 --> 00:00:31,503 Reverend Hayver, church rummage sale. 14 00:00:31,504 --> 00:00:33,104 (Ring) Let it ring. 15 00:00:33,105 --> 00:00:36,039 Unfortunately, Mike lives in an old-fashioned world... 16 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,108 The phone rings, you answer it. 17 00:00:38,109 --> 00:00:39,744 Hello? Hi, Sally. 18 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:42,547 Sally Meenahan, hospitality mom. (Mouthing words) 19 00:00:42,548 --> 00:00:44,549 Yeah, of course we'll be at Axl's game. 20 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:47,154 Best season in a long while, huh? 21 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:49,720 Run the snack bar? Ell, Frankie's gonna be there anyway. 22 00:00:49,721 --> 00:00:52,758 I don't see any reason she can't do it. Oh. I... (Sighs) 23 00:00:52,759 --> 00:00:56,462 Okeydoke. Bye, Sally. She wants you to work the snack bar. 24 00:00:56,463 --> 00:00:58,097 Yeah, I got that. 25 00:00:58,098 --> 00:01:00,665 Sucker list, Mike. 26 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:02,133 Sucker list. 27 00:01:02,134 --> 00:01:03,569 Are you blind? 28 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:07,072 I was gesturing wildly enough to land a plane. 29 00:01:07,073 --> 00:01:09,040 Consider this payback for the time 30 00:01:09,041 --> 00:01:12,076 that you volunteered me to take the aunts to see Mac Davis. 31 00:01:16,313 --> 00:01:19,547 (Indistinct conversations) 32 00:01:19,548 --> 00:01:22,716 Hey. You can't stack 'em that way. 33 00:01:22,717 --> 00:01:26,819 The new snack bar supervisor has crazy high standards. Oh. 34 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:30,021 (Gasps) Oh, my gosh. Here she comes. Look busy. 35 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:31,488 Okay, team snack bar! 36 00:01:31,489 --> 00:01:34,192 For those of you that don't know me, I'm Morgan. 37 00:01:34,193 --> 00:01:36,461 I promised the junior achievers 38 00:01:36,462 --> 00:01:38,830 that I'd finally make this snack bar profitable, 39 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:41,166 and that is going to happen! (Chuckles) 40 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,168 Every dollar we earn is another step towards 41 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:46,505 putting doors on the bathroom stalls. We can do this, right? 42 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,440 Right! Right. 43 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,510 I can't hear you! Right? Right. 44 00:01:54,313 --> 00:01:56,615 So while I was in snack bar hell, 45 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,584 sue was in a hell of her own babysitting Brick. 46 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:02,285 What are you watching? "Revenge of the Pod Zombies." 47 00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:05,888 It's too scary for you. Go to bed. If you've moved up to a level 48 00:02:05,889 --> 00:02:08,824 where you can babysit me at night, then I've moved up 49 00:02:08,825 --> 00:02:11,893 to a level where I can stay up and a scary movie. 50 00:02:11,894 --> 00:02:14,396 I have to call mom and dad and see if it's okay. 51 00:02:14,397 --> 00:02:16,298 If you have to call mom and dad, 52 00:02:16,299 --> 00:02:18,967 maybe you're not mature enough to babysit me at all. 53 00:02:18,968 --> 00:02:20,369 (Whispers) Mature. 54 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:22,537 Fine. Ten minutes. 55 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:26,575 So catch me up. 56 00:02:26,576 --> 00:02:28,176 These zombies... 57 00:02:28,177 --> 00:02:30,111 Why are they seeking revenge? 58 00:02:30,112 --> 00:02:31,979 ♪ 59 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:34,548 (sighs) I love watching my boyfriend warm up. 60 00:02:34,549 --> 00:02:36,450 Oh. Which one is he? 61 00:02:36,451 --> 00:02:39,920 Oh, there, he cute one with the dark hair... number 23. 62 00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:41,789 Wait. Uh, 63 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:43,223 that's your boyfriend? 64 00:02:43,224 --> 00:02:46,326 The... that one there with the hair in his eyes? 65 00:02:46,327 --> 00:02:47,760 Oh. 66 00:02:47,761 --> 00:02:48,828 Since when? 67 00:02:48,829 --> 00:02:50,763 Six weeks next Wednesday. 68 00:02:50,764 --> 00:02:52,731 Six weeks? 69 00:02:52,732 --> 00:02:54,666 Wow. Well, that's... that's plenty of time 70 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:57,970 to, uh, you know, meet the parents and everything. 71 00:02:57,971 --> 00:02:59,538 Oh, they're dead, 72 00:02:59,539 --> 00:03:04,010 which is okay, 'cause he said they were really lame. 73 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:06,880 I'm just messing with you, Mrs. Heck. I know who you are. 74 00:03:06,881 --> 00:03:09,483 Oh. (Laughs) You do? Totally! Hi! 75 00:03:09,484 --> 00:03:12,453 Hi. I actually wanted to meet you a while ago, 76 00:03:12,454 --> 00:03:15,723 but you know how Axl is. No, I-I don't. Tell me. 77 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:18,593 Oh, you know, he's just shy in that really adorable way of his. 78 00:03:18,594 --> 00:03:21,496 But once you get to know him, he's so hilarious. 79 00:03:21,497 --> 00:03:24,032 Axl Heck, number 23? 80 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:26,368 Oh, and every day he leaves a note in my locker 81 00:03:26,369 --> 00:03:29,304 telling me another reason he loves me. (Sighs) 82 00:03:29,305 --> 00:03:31,273 Axl's been in love for six weeks? 83 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:34,610 In retrospect, i guess there were signs. 84 00:03:38,716 --> 00:03:42,819 Mom, what rhymes with "tenderly"? 85 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,989 Mom, I think I'm in love. 86 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:48,392 Shh! No talking during the McDreamy scenes. 87 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:50,027 (Whistle blows) 88 00:03:50,028 --> 00:03:51,962 (Gasps) Time to form a Cheer-A-Mid! 89 00:03:51,963 --> 00:03:54,998 It was so great finally meeting you, Mrs. Heck. You, too. 90 00:03:54,999 --> 00:03:56,833 Bye. 91 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:59,669 Hey. 92 00:04:04,508 --> 00:04:07,009 (Whispers) Call me. 93 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:09,044 (Cell phone rings) 94 00:04:09,045 --> 00:04:10,678 Six weeks. 95 00:04:10,679 --> 00:04:13,014 Her name's Morgan. 96 00:04:13,015 --> 00:04:15,951 I'm gonna snoop out some more information from the other moms. 97 00:04:15,952 --> 00:04:18,754 You work the stands and see if the dads know anything. 98 00:04:18,755 --> 00:04:22,023 Who am I kidding? They won't. Oh, my God, Mike. 99 00:04:22,024 --> 00:04:24,860 (Sighs) Can you believe it? 100 00:04:24,861 --> 00:04:28,096 Our little boy's in love. 101 00:04:28,097 --> 00:04:30,098 (Woman) Aah! This is too scary. 102 00:04:30,099 --> 00:04:32,334 I-I think we should turn it off. 103 00:04:32,335 --> 00:04:34,236 No. If we turn it off now, 104 00:04:34,237 --> 00:04:37,906 we won't get to the happy ending part. Aah! 105 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:40,441 There is no happy ending part! 106 00:04:40,637 --> 00:04:43,776 (Gasps) (Pants) 107 00:04:43,925 --> 00:04:46,159 So apparently, along with being head cheerleader, 108 00:04:47,039 --> 00:04:49,107 she's, like, on a zillion student committees, 109 00:04:49,108 --> 00:04:50,608 gets straight a's 110 00:04:50,609 --> 00:04:52,977 and founded the young hoosier honor society. Wow. 111 00:04:52,978 --> 00:04:54,445 (Doorbell rings) 112 00:04:54,446 --> 00:04:57,749 Yeah. But still, they've been dating for six weeks, 113 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:00,651 and this is the first we hear of her? 114 00:05:00,652 --> 00:05:03,820 I don't know if I trust this girl. 115 00:05:03,821 --> 00:05:05,755 Hi, Mrs. Heck. 116 00:05:05,756 --> 00:05:07,823 - Hey, Morgan. - Now that we've officially met 117 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:10,459 and my relationship with Axl is out in the open, 118 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:13,228 I realize the awkward position we've put you in 119 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,263 by not telling you about our relationship. 120 00:05:15,264 --> 00:05:17,498 I'm sure you have a ton of questions. 121 00:05:17,499 --> 00:05:19,566 Well, actually, I do. Come on in. 122 00:05:21,336 --> 00:05:23,971 For starters, we're not having sex. 123 00:05:23,972 --> 00:05:26,573 That's something I think we should wait for, 124 00:05:26,574 --> 00:05:27,908 at least until college. 125 00:05:27,909 --> 00:05:29,943 We're young. We have to build a solid foundation 126 00:05:29,944 --> 00:05:33,213 before even thinking about doing stuff like that. (Frankie) I love her. 127 00:05:33,214 --> 00:05:35,516 Hi, Mr. Heck. Morgan. Hi. 128 00:05:35,517 --> 00:05:37,418 We didn't get to meet yesterday, 129 00:05:37,419 --> 00:05:40,220 but I brought you some muffins I made. Thanks. 130 00:05:40,221 --> 00:05:42,256 Are these blueberry or boysenberry? 131 00:05:42,257 --> 00:05:44,358 Both. (Chuckles) 132 00:05:44,359 --> 00:05:46,794 (Mouths words) 133 00:05:46,795 --> 00:05:48,629 (Mouth full) I'll go wake Axl. 134 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:50,665 Oh, actually, could I do it? 135 00:05:50,666 --> 00:05:54,235 I really want to see his sleepy face. I bet it's really cute. 136 00:05:54,236 --> 00:05:57,105 Oh. Don't worry. I'll just knock on the door. 137 00:05:57,106 --> 00:06:00,541 It wouldn't be appropriate to go into his room. End of the hall. 138 00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:02,076 I love her. 139 00:06:02,077 --> 00:06:04,078 I love her more. 140 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:06,414 There's one thing that's kinda bugging me, though. 141 00:06:06,415 --> 00:06:08,249 What's she doing with Axl? 142 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,651 Right? I mean, it's weird, right? 143 00:06:10,652 --> 00:06:13,854 I... look, is that bad for me to say? I mean, I adore him. 144 00:06:13,855 --> 00:06:15,322 No, I know. 145 00:06:15,323 --> 00:06:17,291 It's just that she's so... Going places, 146 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,627 and doesn't seem to want to go anywhere. 147 00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:20,928 Heck curse. 148 00:06:20,929 --> 00:06:22,931 We're irresistible, and we have a gift 149 00:06:22,932 --> 00:06:26,635 for luring in women who are clearly out of our league. 150 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:31,574 (Light tapping) 151 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:38,615 Aah! Aah! 152 00:06:38,616 --> 00:06:40,184 What are you doing? 153 00:06:40,185 --> 00:06:42,052 I was too scared to sleep, 154 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,521 and is is the only room in the house 155 00:06:44,522 --> 00:06:46,489 where I got to keep the lights on all night. 156 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,424 (Sighs) I couldn't sleep either. 157 00:06:48,425 --> 00:06:50,359 Every time I closed my eyes, 158 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,827 I saw zombies ripping the guts out of Taylor Lautner! 159 00:06:52,828 --> 00:06:54,863 Maybe we should tell mom we saw the movie. 160 00:06:54,864 --> 00:06:58,099 No, you can't tell mom! She'll think I'm a bad babysitter. 161 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:00,269 You are a bad babysitter! 162 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:03,772 You let me watch a scary movie I am too young for. 163 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:06,542 Besides, mom always makes it better when I'm scared. 164 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:09,344 Did the mom in the zombie movie make it better? 165 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,980 No. She ate her baby's face off. 166 00:07:15,118 --> 00:07:18,687 (Mouth full) Hi, guys. Oh, my gosh. He was so adorable when I woke him up. 167 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:21,423 (Mouth full) Yep, morning's his most adorable time of day. 168 00:07:23,893 --> 00:07:25,661 (Exhales deeply) 169 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:28,631 Okay, here we go. 170 00:07:28,632 --> 00:07:32,067 (Eerie music playing) What are you doing? I don't want to watch it again! 171 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:35,137 Trust me. If we watch it again during the day, 172 00:07:35,138 --> 00:07:37,005 we'll see how silly it is, 173 00:07:37,006 --> 00:07:39,040 and we'll totally laugh about it, 174 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,275 and the movie will lose its power over us. 175 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:45,680 (Woman) Aah! Oh, my God! 176 00:07:45,681 --> 00:07:48,583 I thought those zombies were eating hamburger last time. 177 00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:51,086 They're really eating that nun's liver! 178 00:07:51,087 --> 00:07:54,557 I just realized zombieism is just cannibalism in virus form. 179 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,225 This can actually happen! 180 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,727 Aah! (Pants) 181 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,762 (Frankie) While my two kids who were usually happy 182 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:03,999 were unhappy, my one kid who was never happy was. 183 00:08:10,773 --> 00:08:14,241 He'd had girlfriends before, but this was something special. 184 00:08:14,242 --> 00:08:18,045 The last seven weeks and two days have been so great. 185 00:08:18,046 --> 00:08:19,846 I know, right? 186 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:22,216 But I don't think we should go out anymore. 187 00:08:22,217 --> 00:08:25,519 You want to just sit in the car and explore our bodies? 188 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,654 Axl, what I'm saying is... 189 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:30,090 I think we should break up. 190 00:08:30,091 --> 00:08:32,025 Wh-what? 191 00:08:33,928 --> 00:08:35,628 Why? What... what did I do? 192 00:08:35,629 --> 00:08:38,331 Nothing. It's just... 193 00:08:38,332 --> 00:08:41,333 I don't know, like last week, we were at the library, 194 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:43,235 and I was doing research 195 00:08:43,236 --> 00:08:46,170 and you just kept staring at that video game magazine. 196 00:08:46,171 --> 00:08:48,706 It had a hologram of a dragon. 197 00:08:48,707 --> 00:08:51,175 Which is cool, but a whole hour? 198 00:08:51,176 --> 00:08:52,276 I... 199 00:08:52,277 --> 00:08:53,877 Look... 200 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:55,712 You are really fun. 201 00:08:55,713 --> 00:08:58,281 I just think that I may need 202 00:08:58,282 --> 00:09:02,019 someone a little less fun and more focused, you know? 203 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:05,256 But we're, like, in love. 204 00:09:08,327 --> 00:09:11,830 Hey. Is Morgan staying for dinner? 205 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,634 No. 206 00:09:15,635 --> 00:09:18,471 Aw, that's too bad. I found a pan in the drawer. 207 00:09:18,472 --> 00:09:20,473 I thought I'd try cooking something. 208 00:09:20,474 --> 00:09:23,209 You know, we could always order in. (Sniffles) 209 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:25,878 Hey. Hey, what's wrong? 210 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:28,815 (Crying) She broke up with me. What? 211 00:09:28,816 --> 00:09:31,517 Mom, I feel like I'm dying. 212 00:09:31,518 --> 00:09:33,486 Oh. Oh, honey, I know. 213 00:09:33,487 --> 00:09:35,321 I know. Shh. 214 00:09:35,322 --> 00:09:36,790 Oh, God. 215 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:39,960 I forgot how soft his skin was. (Sobs) 216 00:09:39,961 --> 00:09:41,595 What's up with Axl? 217 00:09:41,596 --> 00:09:43,697 He's crying. 218 00:09:43,698 --> 00:09:46,400 There's only one logical explanation... 219 00:09:46,401 --> 00:09:48,803 He's become a pod zombie! 220 00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:50,838 Don't be ridiculous. 221 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:53,074 (Kisses) 222 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:56,945 Okay. That is weird. 223 00:09:56,946 --> 00:09:58,513 Hey. 224 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,148 (Crying) 225 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:02,116 He what's this? 226 00:10:02,117 --> 00:10:05,353 Or something? 227 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:07,388 No, I'm fine. Then why are you crying? 228 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,591 I'm not crying, okay? God! 229 00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:12,861 (Sighs) 230 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,697 Way to go, Mike. We were hugging. 231 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,686 Ever since Mike made him feel embarrassed about crying, 232 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,056 Axl was emotionally closed off. Axl. 233 00:10:25,516 --> 00:10:27,483 I want you to know there is nothing wrong 234 00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:29,652 with a man showing his feelings. 235 00:10:29,653 --> 00:10:33,855 - You got your hug. Now get off me, okay? - There's just something I want you to hear. 236 00:10:34,991 --> 00:10:37,126 (Mike, crying) Frankie, it's me. (Rock music playing) 237 00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:39,161 (Sniffles) 238 00:10:39,162 --> 00:10:41,363 You hear that? 239 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:43,399 It's our song, baby. 240 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,334 It came on the radio and I... 241 00:10:45,335 --> 00:10:47,569 Oh, I had to call you. 242 00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:50,405 Please, Frankie. Please take me back. 243 00:10:50,406 --> 00:10:52,406 I'm so lost without you. 244 00:10:52,407 --> 00:10:54,308 Oh, God! Is that dad? 245 00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:55,876 Yes. Yes, it is. 246 00:10:55,877 --> 00:10:59,213 He left this on my machine after we broke up for a few weeks 247 00:10:59,214 --> 00:11:01,147 when we were first dating. 248 00:11:01,148 --> 00:11:03,216 Are you serious? 249 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,685 ♪ your baby needs someone to believe in ♪ 250 00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:09,556 ♪ I'm gonna hold on loosely, but I won't let go ♪ 251 00:11:09,557 --> 00:11:13,160 see? Everyone hurts sometimes, even your dad. 252 00:11:13,161 --> 00:11:15,129 Dude, he sounds like such a dork! 253 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,633 Is that how I sounded? God! (Mike sobs) 254 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:19,168 Who's the dork? 255 00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:21,670 If you get this before morning, call my pager. 256 00:11:21,671 --> 00:11:23,606 I'm at the Chi-Chi's on route 42, 257 00:11:23,607 --> 00:11:25,475 waiting by the pay phone. 258 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,309 The chi-chi's where we sat in back 259 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,479 and fed each other nachos, remember? 260 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,014 (Crying) 261 00:11:32,015 --> 00:11:34,183 I love you, Frankie. 262 00:11:34,184 --> 00:11:36,151 I love you so much, my heart... 263 00:11:36,152 --> 00:11:39,854 Frankie, what are you doing? Are you nuts?! 264 00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:43,158 Where did you get that?! What... what even is that?! 265 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:45,293 I can't believe that you saved that. 266 00:11:45,294 --> 00:11:48,062 Besides, I don't even think that's me. 267 00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,498 Okay. I gotta go. 268 00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,475 (Exhales deeply) 269 00:11:59,476 --> 00:12:00,943 Mike. 270 00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:03,580 What is the matter with you? 271 00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,249 What? I think it's sweet. 272 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,151 It's not sweet. It's not anything. 273 00:12:08,152 --> 00:12:09,585 Give me that tape. 274 00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:11,954 No! I love this tape. 275 00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:15,824 You even made up your own lyrics to 38 Special for me. 276 00:12:15,825 --> 00:12:19,361 You said I was your angel from above. Where is that part? 277 00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:22,196 (Mike, crying) My shirt still smells like your hair. Aah! La la la la la! 278 00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:24,966 I miss your hair. I can't hear it. 279 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:28,703 So you love me. So what? Stop saying that! Give me the tape! 280 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:31,172 What, love? You want me to stop saying "love"? 281 00:12:31,173 --> 00:12:36,711 Ma and you played it for our son?! 282 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,179 It's embarrassing. 283 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,548 It's embarrassing that your son knows 284 00:12:40,549 --> 00:12:42,884 that you loved his mother enough to cry? 285 00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:45,285 That's what's embarrassing you? Hey, let's pull out 286 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,487 some pictures of you and your giant perm. 287 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,990 I know they're in here somewhere. 288 00:12:49,991 --> 00:12:53,059 (Continues crying) I didn't do this to embarrass you. 289 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,994 Axl is going through a really tough time, 290 00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:57,530 and he's never been that open with his emotions, 291 00:12:57,531 --> 00:13:01,300 and he just needs to see that it's okay to cry. But it isn't! 292 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:04,837 I think that tape makes that perfectly clear. 293 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:06,605 Oh, man. 294 00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:09,575 Oh, God! 295 00:13:09,576 --> 00:13:11,144 Frankie! 296 00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:13,551 (Turns off tape) 297 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:17,335 (Frankie) After days of avoiding Axl 298 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,937 Mike realized he couldn't do it forever. 299 00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:23,006 Hey. 300 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,974 H-hey. 301 00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,842 Not much to eat. 302 00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:29,478 Nope. 303 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,446 So, you know, Axl, uh, 304 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,548 about the thing you heard the other day... 305 00:13:33,549 --> 00:13:36,484 You mean the tape? We don't have to give it a name. 306 00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:39,522 I just, uh, thought that I should say... about the thing you don't have to explain it.... 307 00:13:39,556 --> 00:13:42,558 Don't look at me. Just let me say that for whatever reason, 308 00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:46,129 women love it when men cry. I-it's why your mom sees 309 00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:48,231 every damn Sean Penn movie that comes out. 310 00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:50,301 Yeah, she's pretty gay for him. 311 00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:53,271 Yeah, so, you know... 312 00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:54,672 What you heard, 313 00:13:54,706 --> 00:13:58,276 uh, on that thing that your mom played for you, 314 00:13:58,311 --> 00:14:01,279 kinda got me your mom. 315 00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:03,414 So... 316 00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:07,918 Yeah. I guess so. 317 00:14:09,521 --> 00:14:12,890 I think I see some cheese back there. 318 00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:14,692 Sweet. 319 00:14:17,295 --> 00:14:18,795 Good talk. 320 00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:20,931 Yep. 321 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:27,470 (Amplified voice) ♪ and the home of the brave ♪ 322 00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:29,338 (cheering) 323 00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:31,774 Is there nothing she can't do? God, I miss her. 324 00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:33,742 (Amplified voice) Ehlert Motors is proud to sponsor 325 00:14:33,776 --> 00:14:36,245 the Thundering Hen division playoff 326 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:40,983 with this very generous donation of $25! 327 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:43,620 So when shopping for your next car, 328 00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:46,056 remember the Ehlert motto... 329 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:48,258 Who cares? (Air horn blows) 330 00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:51,429 (Speaks inaudibly) 331 00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,269 (Crowd cheering) 332 00:14:59,304 --> 00:15:02,005 Yeah! 333 00:15:03,474 --> 00:15:06,375 Whoo! Oh, this is so close. 334 00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:11,480 Let's go, Team Hens! Whoo! 335 00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:13,848 Axl is on fire! 336 00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:20,690 He keeps looking at Morgan. Well, he's channeling his heartbreak into his game. 337 00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:23,727 I bowled a 280 the night you broke up with me. 338 00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,830 Sue, I need you to take me to the bathroom. 339 00:15:26,864 --> 00:15:28,732 I'm not missing the game. 340 00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:31,802 Fine. Stay here alone with pod mom and dad. 341 00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:34,672 I'm taking Brick to the bathroom. Okay. 342 00:15:36,007 --> 00:15:38,842 (Chanting) Blue and white! 343 00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:42,712 I'm pretty sure there's a boys' bathroom around here somewhere. 344 00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:45,748 Oh, here it is. 345 00:15:45,782 --> 00:15:48,250 (Crowd cheering in distance) 346 00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:50,919 Brick? 347 00:15:50,953 --> 00:15:53,121 Did you already go in? 348 00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:56,290 (Wheels squeaking) 349 00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:04,698 No one's allowed in the east wing after dark. 350 00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:08,235 I'm just waiting for my brother. He's in the bathroom. 351 00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,604 Couldn't be that bathroom. 352 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:13,974 It's been locked for two days. 353 00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,045 (Nervously) Brick? 354 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,813 (Crowd cheering) 355 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,453 Way to rebound, son! 356 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,122 Make the shot! Let's go to state! Come on! 357 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,728 (Cheering fades) 358 00:16:47,975 --> 00:16:50,244 Hey. 359 00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:52,079 Why is he stopping? 360 00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:56,551 Axl, what are you doing? I'm not afraid of my feelings, Morgan. 361 00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:59,321 I love you, and I know you still love me. 362 00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:02,424 So I'm not gonna shoot until you take me back. 363 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,994 (Basketball bouncing) 364 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,731 Tell me, does this sound like 365 00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:12,567 the actions of a man not going anywhere? 366 00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:15,737 (Mike) Axl, get your head in the game! 367 00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:17,405 (Crowd booing) 368 00:17:17,439 --> 00:17:20,641 Go, you jackass! I got money on this game. 369 00:17:20,676 --> 00:17:24,712 Axl! Now's not the time! 370 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:28,249 Brick, where are you? 371 00:17:28,284 --> 00:17:29,951 Brick! 372 00:17:29,985 --> 00:17:32,654 You could always check the basement. (Jingling) 373 00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:35,190 (Shrieks) 374 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:39,828 (Electricity humming) 375 00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:48,303 (Sighs) 376 00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:50,939 There you are. 377 00:17:50,973 --> 00:17:52,807 You scared me. 378 00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:57,713 Brick? 379 00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:59,314 Brick? 380 00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:02,051 (Gasps) Oh, my God! 381 00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:03,620 Aah! 382 00:18:05,389 --> 00:18:07,624 Cuidado piso mojado. 383 00:18:07,659 --> 00:18:09,860 (Shrieks) 384 00:18:09,894 --> 00:18:11,796 (Woman) Axl! 385 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:15,533 On the one hand, I was proud he was showing his feelings. 386 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:19,770 On the other hand, if we win this, we go to state! 387 00:18:19,805 --> 00:18:22,539 Axl, there'll be other girls! Shoot the damn ball! 388 00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,641 "I'm gonna hold on loosely, 389 00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:27,711 but I won't let go!" 390 00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,782 Tell me you'll hold on, too, 391 00:18:31,816 --> 00:18:34,184 and I'll shoot, and we all win. 392 00:18:34,219 --> 00:18:36,920 'Cause our love is so strong, it's... 393 00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:40,757 (Buzzer sounds) 394 00:18:43,661 --> 00:18:45,730 (Crowd groaning) 395 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,902 Oh, man. 396 00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:54,671 Well, this isn't too embarrassing. 397 00:18:54,706 --> 00:18:59,010 Help! The Pod Zombies got Brick! 398 00:19:02,081 --> 00:19:04,149 I'll get Brick. 399 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,085 You get the car. 400 00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:10,924 (Horns honking) 401 00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:16,330 That's it. I am never feeling anything again. Good boy. 402 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,232 Thanks for blowing our season, Romeo! 403 00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:20,767 Hey, man! 404 00:19:20,801 --> 00:19:23,236 Come on. He's a stupid teenager. 405 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,171 You know how they are. 406 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,206 Lock the doors. (Locks click) 407 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,676 Oh, no! Zombies! Don't eat my brain! 408 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,278 (Laughs) 409 00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:33,879 Thanks a lot, Brick! 410 00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:36,983 Why were you standing there, staring at me like a zombie? 411 00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:39,319 I was memorizing the fire escape plan 412 00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:41,622 in case the zombies set the place on fire. 413 00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:44,391 You idiot! Zombies are afraid of fire! 414 00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,594 That doesn't even make sense. 415 00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:48,162 Okay, what is going on? 416 00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:50,164 You two have been acting weird all week. 417 00:19:50,199 --> 00:19:52,701 I let Brick stay up and watch a scary movie, 418 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,337 and now he's scarred for life, and so am I, 419 00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:58,273 and I am a horrible, horrible babysitter. Is that what this is all about? 420 00:19:58,308 --> 00:20:01,276 If there really were zombies, don't you think it would be 421 00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:04,279 on the news or "Access Hollywood" 422 00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:06,781 or something? Come on. 423 00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:11,886 See? I told you mom would make it better. (Knock on window) 424 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,922 Axl, that was so romantic, what you did. 425 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:16,923 Would you lose a game for me someday? 426 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,861 Uh, if coach ever lets me play again, I guess. (Chuckles) 427 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:23,264 Hey, want to get some pizza with us? 428 00:20:23,298 --> 00:20:25,133 (Axl) Oh! Well... 429 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,502 Okay. (Chuckles) (Both giggle) 430 00:20:27,537 --> 00:20:29,571 Gotta eat, I guess. 431 00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:31,440 (Door opens) 432 00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:32,875 And just like that, 433 00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:34,878 he was blissfully f to his next heartbreak, 434 00:20:34,912 --> 00:20:37,847 leaving us to deal with the mess he left behind. 435 00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:40,383 Hey, here's their car. Come on! Let's turn it over! 436 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,252 Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Uh, all right. 437 00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:46,022 Everybody roll with the motion and avoid eye contact. 438 00:20:46,056 --> 00:20:48,257 I've been on the other side of this. 439 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,992 They're gonna get bored and move on eventually. 440 00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:57,102 sync by dny238 www.addic7ed.com 441 00:20:57,152 --> 00:21:01,702 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0